So I bought some Aussie shampoo and conditioner today. I always read the descriptions on the back of shampoo bottles, even though my hair stylist friends say none of the non-salon products do what they claim to do, and they all contain basically the same dulling, wax coating ingredients. Never the less, I read before buying, to see what these products claimed to do.
I giggled at the phrases on these bottles.....reminded me of Coca-Colas Vitamin water bottle flavor descriptions. Also giggle worthy.
Aussie Volume Shampoo:
Directions: Apply to wet hair and work it like you want it. Then rinse it like you don't.
Aussie Moist Conditioner:
So your hair walks into a bar and says, "I'm parched! Pleeeease give my hair a drink to quench its thirst!" "Right away," says the tender as he slides the Moist Conditioner accented with Aloe and Jojoba Oil. It's not funny, but it works.
Directions: Try to contain your laughter. Work conditioner through clean, damp hair. Rinse and commence laughter.
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2 comments:
I love this!!! hahahahaha!!! I laughed while I read it... hm... have I rinsed yet?? ;)
P.s... Do you ever get the word verification for leaving a comment on a blog RIGHT the 1st time? 'Cause I don't. Pooey.
that is hilarious!
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